diosmio: (Did you forget that I'm me Dio?)
[There's not a lot worth looking at here. Well other than Dio. He definitely considers that worth looking at. And he's somewhere in the Goldenrod Department Store, but that's definitely less important than the fact that he's decided to grace the network with his presence today.]

A question for those who have been here longer than I have.

[Meaning most people here.]

Surely, you're all no strangers to bizarre occurrences like the ones over the last two months. Do these things usually come in threes, or can we expect a bit of a break aside from the weather one might normally expect this time of year?

[Because he does not want to deal with being half Pokemon again or the...whatever one would call what happened at the end of November.]
diosmio: (This bores me Dio)
[Dio sure likes to think he does a great job of keeping his cool around here for the most part, but when the feed starts, he looks several kinds of completely done with everything right now.]

I realize that everyone is rather busy at the moment, but I would certainly appreciate it if anyone knows how to deal with this particular problem.

[Everything looks about normal. There's no legendary popping in through the window, he's not being warped out of his room into the Ice Path. There's absolutely nothing bizarre going on and then from somewhere above Dio there's this odd voice narrating. For some reason.]

THIS YOUNG MAN'S NAME IS DIO BRANDO. AND WHILE HE ISN'T THE PROTAGONIST OF THIS STORY, HE STILL SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND HIMSELF A PART OF A RATHER BIZARRE ADVENTURE.

[Meanwhile, Dio's over here continuing to look completely exasperated with this whole situation, and decides to continue talking now that Mr. Narrator seems to be done.]

I don't suppose there's some sort of sound proofing Pokemon, is there?

[And then, it just starts up again.]

THE YEAR IS-

[And he's just stopping the feed there because he could not be more done with this at the moment, sorry.]
diosmio: (Userpic 15 was also me Dio!)
[The subject of today's video is Dio's Zubat which flutters in and out of the view of the camera. He's still not used to actually filming anything, so keeping it on screen is hardly his main concern at the moment.

As for where he is, he's not stupid. He read the evil villain handbook and figured it's not a good idea to show off anything pertaining to that (not that he minds showing off), so once the day's training was done (as if they could teach him anything), he decided the grass just outside town would be the best place to learn how to use this weird thing.]


Tell me, what exactly am I meant to do with such a creature? Where I come from, these things are usually seen as pests, if not worse, but if this handbook is to believed, I'm actually supposed to care for the thing.

[He'll omit sharing with the viewer which handbook he's read.]

I don't doubt that's the case, but still, being newly arrived to this world, I would like some reassurance. After all, if I'm meant to travel the land, collecting badges with such a baffling creature, it would comfort me to know someone else has done the same.

[And perhaps they'll tell him of their Pokemon and their accomplishments as well. After all, he's one of their own. A trainer. Why wouldn't they share with him?]

Oh, and please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Dio Brando. I look forward to meeting your acquaintance.

[...and using these fools to climb higher and higher in this ridiculous Pokemon world.]

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Oct. 4th, 2015 10:18 pm
diosmio: (A victory quote from me Dio.)
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Oct. 4th, 2015 07:12 pm
diosmio: (The default userpic was me Dio!)
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