Of course I've played games. Chess is a favorite of mine. But...on this contraption?

[Sorry, Nanami, his atrocious camerawork just got worse as he sort of turns it over in his hands.]

I don't understand, it can hardly be used as a board. And the pieces...

[And that's just chess. He can't even begin to mention boxing with this, but...then again he can see himself hitting someone in the face with it just fine.]