[Take a guy who can't handle losing and put him against someone who excels at games...this is a terrible idea. Really. He has no idea what sort of hell he's walking into here.]

Very well, after all, it would be rude of me to decline, but please, give me some time to learn how to play a game on a device such as this. After all, I'd like to play at my best, and I, Dio, would hardly make for memorable competition if I'm still learning the ropes.

[It's killing him to make excuses like that, but he knows he'd screw up at this point, and Dio Brando is not a screw up.]