Second Round | Video | Fourth Wall

[Dio sure likes to think he does a great job of keeping his cool around here for the most part, but when the feed starts, he looks several kinds of completely done with everything right now.]

I realize that everyone is rather busy at the moment, but I would certainly appreciate it if anyone knows how to deal with this particular problem.

[Everything looks about normal. There's no legendary popping in through the window, he's not being warped out of his room into the Ice Path. There's absolutely nothing bizarre going on and then from somewhere above Dio there's this odd voice narrating. For some reason.]

THIS YOUNG MAN'S NAME IS DIO BRANDO. AND WHILE HE ISN'T THE PROTAGONIST OF THIS STORY, HE STILL SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND HIMSELF A PART OF A RATHER BIZARRE ADVENTURE.

[Meanwhile, Dio's over here continuing to look completely exasperated with this whole situation, and decides to continue talking now that Mr. Narrator seems to be done.]

I don't suppose there's some sort of sound proofing Pokemon, is there?

[And then, it just starts up again.]

THE YEAR IS-

[And he's just stopping the feed there because he could not be more done with this at the moment, sorry.]